Kelly Kelly isn't that hot. She's a scrawny blonde...o wow I haven't seen that before. She's a B cup at best with no ass. basically she'd look kinda underage naked. You know in Australia they don't allow pornstars to have anything under a C cup because guys who like girls who look underage are more likely to be pedophiles? If Kelly Kelly is hot to you, then you might be a pedo.

She sucks on the mic, sucks in the ring.

Now, when I say "sucks in the ring" I don't mean 'SHE DOESN'T DO KEWL MOVEZ' or any bullshit like that. I mean she can't sell, doesn't draw sympathy, has no fire, and everything looks like shit. Victoria vs Winter from TNA was a bad match because they didn't sell anything and just kind of did moves and you didn't have a reason to care about either person. They did a TON of moves and shit. Kelly Kelly doesn't even do moves. She does nothing.

I wanted to be a wrestler, I went to an academy and almost died. Everytime I see Kelly Kelly take a shitty bump halfway on her ass I hope she suffurs a career ending injury because she doesn't deserve to be in the ring. Seriously, it pisses me off.

WWE is trying to find the next Trish Stratus but they don't grow on trees. A successful "face of the divas" is sexy but not ****ty, decent on the mic, and good in the ring. By good in the ring I mean they adapt the "divas style" which is using grace and flexibility. A unique style is what makes different divisions and styles appealing. I don't want to see women trading holds and doing suplexes at half the speed of men. I want to see back bends and cartwheels. I want the heels to stretch the fuck out of the babyfaces.

The divas division can be a lot of fun. I consider Mickie James vs Trish Stratus to be the peak of the divas division. The bad thing is right now they don't have a single wrestler as good as either. Beth Phoenix maybe, maybe Nattie. They aren't as good on the mic and are both more heels because of their size and physicality. The women need to be unique. That's the key to the division.